Joke:Heaven & Hell
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually
right next to each other? They are seperated by
a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was
having a big party and it got a little out of
hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find
his fence completely smashed by the wild
partiers. He called the devil over and said
‘Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence.’
Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that the
devil had completely rebuilt the fence…but it
was 2 feet further into heaven than before.
‘Satan!’ beckoned God. ‘You have to take that
fence down and put it back where it belongs!’
‘Yeah? What if I don’t?’ replied the devil.
‘I’ll sue you if I have to,’ answered God.
‘Sure,’ laughed Satan ‘where are you going to
find a lawyer?’