Joke:The School Counselor
Evelyn began her job as an elementary school counselor, and was very eager to help the students in any way possible.
One day during recess, she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
Evelyn approached her and asked if she was all right.
The girl said “Yes, I’m fine, thank you”.
A little while later, Evelyn noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Evelyn offered, “Would you like for me to be your friend?”
The girl hesitated, then said, “Okay,” looking at the woman oddly.
Feeling she was making progress, Evelyn then asked, “Why are you standing here all alone?”
“Because,” the little girl said with great exasperation, “I’m the goalie!”